Today, I brushed my hands off with satisfaction when the UPS guy came to pick up the parcels. Now I have to go about asking ATA for a refund for the 3 that we didn't enter.
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Super Baboon takes to task
KUALA LUMPUR, Thurs. - The bustling city was shocked to a standstill when an unidentified woman dressed in a baboon costume and a red cape threatened to suffocate a bank officer with her fake buttocks at a local bank here today.
Patrons of the bank were shocked when a woman in her late 20s started shouting at a bank officer when he refused to cancel a transaction that was completed a few days ago. The woman reportedly storm off out of the bank and into a fast food chain next to the bank. She later returned to the bank dressed in a hairy baboon costume, with fake pink shiny buttocks attached. It is believe the costume resembles a character in the "Cow and Chicken" cartoon.
Guards stationed at the entrance tried to stop her, but she reportedly threw them off her and stalked to the same bank officer who served her before and threaten to suffocate him if he didn't do as she wished.
The bank officer refused as there was nothing he can do about a completed transaction. The baboon-dressed woman then held the bank officer down with inhuman strength, ripped off her fake buttocks and proceeded to smother the bank officer with it.
By which time, the guards tried to intervene but they were no match for her. Apparently, this angered the woman as she then shouted for everyone to leave the bank or else she will smother the guard to death.
At press time, the situation is still dire and the police has been called to help. No one knows what it going on now.
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The above story is FAKE. Please do not think it is real. This is just me writing to let off some steam. Plus writing press releases everyday is BORING. I need to let my creative side wonder a bit, what.
*grin* Anyway, just came back from NST. Was there to oversee an interview arranged for the Marvellous Monday cast. Later. I need to eat something now.
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